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Greetings screenwriters! Part of being a writer is finding a way to keep writing every day, and the exploding medium of blogging is an extraordinary tool for that, I can't recommend it enough for those of you who've yet to start one. I'm partial to the site LiveJournal because it's been the most user-friendly to someone with remedial HTML knowledge like myself. My blog has become an eclectic outlet for reviewing movies (over 80 published in the last 18 months), sharing my experiences in Hollywood, posting travel pictures and giving vent to other eccentric obsessions of mine. Visit me: http://www.livejournal.com/users/theory_of_chaos/

These are lists I've posted on the site this year, the first is a top ten/bottom ten detailing my favorite and least favorite movies of 2004 along with a short blurb about my reaction. The second, which should be of some use to this class, is a top ten screenplays list - I recently had the privilege of voting in a Writer's Guild Survey to determine the ten greatest screenplays of all time. The post explains my choices and reasoning behind them.

Enjoy the reading, I've liked reading your various top 10 lists and look forward to interacting with such a diverse group!

-Nicholas Thurkettle


So here we go with 10 2004 releases I liked the most:

Hotel Rwanda
The road to bad filmmaking is paved with good intentions, and Hotel Rwanda has the best of intentions, which is why I'm glad to report that its merits go beyond its urgent true-life story about African genocide. This movie succeeds with its human face and heart, the expertly-shaped story and the extraordinary acting of Don Cheadle and Sophie Okonedo. A powerful experience.

9. Collateral
An absolutely unique thriller that shows director Michael Mann back at fighting weight. Lean, moody, beautiful and relentless, this duel of wills between a hitman and his unwitting chauffeur showcases not only highlight-reel acting work from Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx, but an eye for delicate character detail that extends down to the smallest role.

8. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
A mesmerizing Mulligan stew of filmmaking styles climaxes Quentin Tarantino's ultimate chopsockey revenge epic. You will never see another film that looks like this one, feels like this one, or rocks like this one. Q finally excites as a film artist again, and Uma Thurman has her absolute finest hour ? is there another actress on the planet who could have pulled this role off?

7. Vera Drake
I love how lived-in writer/director Mike Leigh's films are, and here is a pitch-perfect drama that never cheats, never overreaches. It just depicts with absolute color, detail and clarity the plight of a woman who wants to aid people in trouble colliding with a system that punishes the poor for needing the same help the rich can easily buy. Imelda Staunton is heartbreaking.

6. Kinsey
Fewer biopic subjects offered more challenges than the quirky, controversial and revolutionary Dr. Alfred Kinsey, but Bill Condon (Gods and Monsters) triumphs with an expansive, emotional, even cheeky look at the way one man's drive to uncover knowledge helped ignite a war over the sexual mores of America that rages as hot today as it ever did. Career best work from Liam Neeson and Laura Linney.

5. Sideways
The warmest, most human and best of Alexander Payne's scathing comedies, played uproariously by its fine quartet of actors. Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church, Virginia Madsen, Sandra Oh--regard those names, they were never better than they are in this story of two middle-aged wrecks loose in wine country. You?ll laugh until you wince until you laugh again.

4. The Incredibles
An absolute delight from the first frame, Brad Bird's jazzy and excitable superhero adventure/family sitcom extends Pixar's unbroken streak of animated masterpieces. The rare movie that?s actually good for all ages, it delivers an inspiring message about being yourself along with one of the most disarmingly true depictions of a nuclear family you?ve ever seen.

3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Merry Prankster screenwriter Charlie Kaufman crafts his best trip yet, a yo-yoing love story that feels more and more real the stranger it gets, and challenges our assumptions about happiness. Jim Carrey?s best performance and a skewed, delicious sense of humor are just part of what makes the year?s best romance so endearing.

2. Million Dollar Baby
Faith, determination, destiny and sacrifice, lots of movies say they are about these things, but in Clint Eastwood's overwhelming drama they are more than just labels. With patience, the savvy eye of a classic filmmaking minimalist, and the rich acting of Hilary Swank and Morgan Freeman, Eastwood has made the movie that, more than any other of 2004, tunnels deep into your heart and stays there.

1. The Aviator
A triumph in every capacity, The Aviator is an epic that contains everything you could possibly love about the movies. Martin Scorsese's best film since Goodfellas and Leonardo DiCaprio's best performance ever are just part of the spectacle, passion, madness, humor and sex that make the story of Howard Hughes the most extraordinary, the most exciting, the most impressive movie I saw in 2004.

And now we will see how the other half lives? Ranking bad movies is a delicate business. Some movies are gargantuan miscalculations, others just unwatchably incompetent. I will say that I am often harder on the $100 million+ studio movies, as they should know what they are doing by now. Worse movies were made, I am sure, but it is the spectacular failures that you remember most. So this is primarily a list of failures, movies that didn't clear the bar:

Here are 10 2004 releases I hated the most:

10. Day After Tomorrow, The
Rather than make a serious movie about climate change, Roland Emmerich simply remade Independence Day with cold air replacing slithery aliens as the boogeyman. Once again the death of millions is just an excuse for glib sight gags, and the story is willfully lacking in dramatic shape. Cataclysmic special effects are a fun afternoon companion to popcorn, but we have a right to demand more for our money.

9. The Clearing
A shapeless shame has three of our finest actors (Robert Redford, Willem Dafoe, Helen Mirren) muddling through a kidnapping story that can?t figure out what it amounts to, and in the end doesn?t amount to much at all. A real disappointment that had all the right ingredients to be on my other list.

8. Saw
The final de-evolution of the Se7en/Silence of the Lambs serial killer thriller is here: a near completely-nonsensical parade of (admittedly imaginative) gruesome executions stitched together with convoluted? Gotcha! plot reversals. It is a house of blood-stained cards that crumbles at the smallest scrutiny ? in the end one of our leads must cut a limb off to escape it all, but there is no hope, for his bad acting will go with him.

7. Ocean's Twelve
The damned thing is that this movie shouldn't be on this list at all? it's beautifully shot and designed, has more star-charisma-per-capita than any movie going and is helmed by Steven Soderbergh, one of the best filmmakers alive. But it's just so insufferably pleased with itself, within twenty minutes it's so captivated by admiration it seems to forget the audience is even here. Comparison to the superior Ocean's Eleven makes this all the bigger a disappointment.

6. Beyond the Sea
Kevin Spacey earned the clout to do pretty much whatever he'd like, and he used it to make this awkward and vaguely creepy fourth-wall breaking musical pseudo-biography. He proved he could dance, he proved he could effectively mimic every crooning note of Bobby Darin's career, but he never gave us the opportunity to care. Hollywood spent decades debating how to present Darin?s life, it should have gone back to the drawing board.

5. Laws of Attraction
A stupefyingly clumsy romantic farce and an alarming waste of Pierce Brosnan Charisma, one of our most precious natural resources. Between this and Intolerable Cruelty we?ve now had two unaccountable misfires at the seemingly fat target of a divorce attorney in love. Is it really so hard to pick a profession, insert a handsome man and a beautiful woman, and have them hate each other for a couple of reels before hitting the hay?

4. Alien vs. Predator
Is it really so hard to pit two legendary movie monsters against each other? Instead of the celebration of these creatures? legacy, it?s a cheap and illogical spookhouse joke without a single memorable character to call its own. Imagine cloning Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton then casting them as the burglars in Home Alone 5 and you?ve got some sense of what a violation this is to creature-lovers everywhere.

3. Van Helsing
This is one of those all-time big money flameouts that you?d like to pretend never happened. Its plot is a ludicrous shambles and the whole movie such a naked full-time exercise in vertically-integrated synergistic franchise-making it forgets to be, you know, good. If it had just followed the lead of the unaccountably whimsical Count Dracula (hammed into immortality by Richard Roxburgh) maybe the whole thing could have passed into the realm of camp, as is Van Helsing is one of those summer tentpoles that?s so wasteful and excessive it literally hurts.

2. Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Is it really so hard to make a zombie movie? Paul W.S. Anderson?s tentacles of crap penetrate ever deeper into Hollywood, and he has dubiously distinguished himself with two movies in my bottom 10 (he wrote this picture and wrote/directed Alien vs. Predator). This one scores lower for its ability to make every single turn of its plot more gallingly implausible than the last, and for its snoozy too-cool-for-school ?attitude?, which got old about 5 years ago.

1. The Village
M. Night Shyamalan has finally stopped writing movies, now he merely writes twist endings. As brilliant a director as he is with mood and pacing and technique, that he provides himself with such recklessly half-assed material compounds his crime. And in this case the twist isn?t scary or shocking, in fact it has basically nothing to do with anything you've tried to care about. Instead you watch 100 minutes of actors darting their eyes fearfully and whispering grim portents in Period High-Speak (our ingenues even woo each other this way). Then they ask us to Be Very Afraid, no wait, not about that, we were lying about that; but you should Be Very Afraid about this, no wait?


And to the greatest of all time: these lists cause nothing but conflict and misery.



10) The Seven Samurai
Screenplay by: Akira Kurosawa, Shinobu Hashimoto, Hideo Oguni

It's some kind of landmark to not only invent a genre with a single movie but provide still the best example of that genre almost a half-century later. Akira Kurosawa's epic adventure would deserve enough respect for being an action picture that never slows a jot in a 3 hour running time when most can't put up 90 good minutes without wheezing. But it's also the virtuosic introduction of the against-all-odds big screen adventure, the story wherein a motley crew is assembled for a seemingly-impossible task not all of them will survive. It?s a long list of filmmakers who owe fealty to this work.

9) Miller's Crossing
Screenplay by: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen

I can't count the number of times I?ve watched this twisty ode to snappy hats and gangland betrayal, and with every viewing I discover some new angle on the plot. It?s a finely-sustained act of audacity, from its invented slang to its goofy gestures of operatic grandeur to the volume of story that manages to unfold off camera then slip into our consciousness at the margins of the frame. It tosses us in right in the middle of a conversation, and through to the end credits I wouldn?t change a word of it.

8) Annie Hall
Screenplay by: Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman

It is the epitome of the movie confessional and the ?personal? project. It is, as its subtitle perfectly captures, a ?Nervous Romance?, wherein a fearfully-self-protecting misfit uses the screen to expose the workings of his mind and heart. It?s always fascinating to catalog just how many shattered conventions are woven into this 90 minute piece without costing it warmth or integrity. It gleefully breaks the fourth wall, spins off into fantasies, follows tangents of memory, puts subtitles under dialogue to point out what people are really thinking, even has an animated segment. But under it all is that clever current and rhythm of Woody Allen the filmmaker, here making a work that?s simultaneously his most convoluted and his most naked and most lovable.

7) Tootsie
Screenplay by: Larry Gelbart and Murray Schisgal, from a story by Larry Gelbart and Don McGuire. Uncredited contributions by Barry Levinson, Elaine May, Robert Garland, Bill Murray, and many more.

This is the script I mentioned above, a flawless romantic cross-dressing farce whose development was so rocky the final credited writers never met each other until the awards started rolling in. Bill Murray's contribution was to improvise all his dialogue. But think about all the criss-crossing plots? Michael's attraction to his co-star, her attraction to her sexist director, her father's and Michael's co-star's attraction to him as a woman, his deranged student?s attraction to him as a man. Most comedies couldn?t keep half as many plots in the air, hell, I have a hard time listing them in a coherent sentence, but this one never feels labored for a second.

6) A Fish Called Wanda
Screenplay by: John Cleese, from a story by Charles Crichton and John Cleese

Words like outrageous and tasteless, hell, even naughty, have all had their meanings drained from over-application to unworthy subjects. A Fish Called Wanda earns them all and more. It's a sex farce whose only nude scene is by a balding middle-aged Brit, and a comedy whose best jokes involve the crushing of helpless little dogs. It pushes embarrassment and cruelty and amorality to their utter bonkers limits and still has time to mock Anglo-American relations and the speech-impaired, but does so with a clockwork precision on a peer with the Marx Brothers.

5) The Apartment
Screenplay by: Billy Wilder and I.A.L. Diamond

It's a swelling romance that passes through depression, infidelity, despair, lies and suicide on its way to hope. Like in It's a Wonderful Life, only by facing the worst darkness can we fully appreciate the joy. This is a movie about a small but decent man who shows a woman his love for her in 1,000 ways but can't bring himself to say it to her and the movie manages to delay this breakthrough until its last tender dialogue. The obstacles are everyday stuff, worrying about your job, fear of crossing the powerful, it makes it universal but our characters never blur, they remain uniquely themselves. Everything Billy Wilder was as a filmmaker fits into this movie.

4) Goodfellas
Screenplay by: Martin Scorsese and Nicholas Pileggi from the book Wise Guy by Nicholas Pileggi

This did conflict me, since it's near impossible to draw a line between Scorsese the writer and Scorsese the flamboyant cinema artist. But it took a writer's sensibility to shape the story of Henry Hill and turn Pileggi's book into such a dynamic film. And there?s something pulsing underneath every scene and line, a crackling zeal and urgency that showed this movie was alive and thrilling before they filmed one second of it. Finally, I preach as much as the next that dialogue is only the icing on the cake, but you never saw such bloody, brilliant icing.

3) Network
Screenplay by: Paddy Chayefsky

Everytime I flick past the Fox News Channel my mind flashes to this movie. This is a movie where every lead role was filled after the first choices turned them down, and only got greenlit in order to make a lawsuit go away. It is the most literate, the most lacerating, the most eerie and overwhelming indictment of television culture, the rise of the unaccountable conglomerate and the death of emotional connection you will ever see in any medium. It is intense, gut-busting, heart-breaking. Its dialogue is a ruthless poetic storm, the crash of intimacy against banality never happened with more jaw-dropping verbosity. Everything about this movie?s greatness starts and ends with the script.

2) Lawrence of Arabia
Screenplay by: Robert Bolt and Michael Wilson, based on the writings of T.E. Lawrence

How confounding a hero T.E. Lawrence makes on screen. To try and solve the mystery of him would have been hubris, but almost any writer would have preferred the safety of a wrong explanation to what this brilliant film does. It puts Lawrence front and center, charts his painful, world-changing, impossible feats with clarity and wit, hides none of his madness, and resolutely does not explain him. So not only do you get an incisive epic portrait of the arrogant Imperial spirit and the chaos of dogmatic tribalism, not only do you get dialogue of poetic sparseness, you get the most compelling lead character you?ll ever see in any film.

1) Casablanca
Screenplay by: Julius J. Epstein & Philip G. Epstein and Howard Koch, based on the play Everybody Comes to Rick's by Murray Burnett and Joan Alison

Because it?s the absolute highest achievement of the factory-system produced handsome Hollywood melodrama. Because it can still make you feel sappy. Because of the musical dialogue that has slipped into our cultural argot like Shakespeare. Here's looking at you, kid?, We'll always have Paris? Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world?,Kiss me as if it were the last time? Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship?. Other writers name their scripts from this dialogue: The Usual Suspects, Play it Again, Sam (not spoken in the movie, I know). Because inside of a complicated but confident plot involving refugees and revolutionaries and Nazis, it still at its essence comes to us as the heartbreaking story of a wounded man living in a cynical self-imposed exile who must give up what he wants just as he?s fought to become worthy of it again.

***

I flip-flopped a few times on that number 10 slot. Up until a few hours ago I had Unforgiven sitting there with confidence. What swayed me was remembering the true emotional structure of the story, how beneath the revenge and killing and pontificating it was really an unspoken question about why a decent woman from a good family married the most vicious killer in the West. You can learn a lot about a good movie by the first and last things it chooses to show you, and in this case Eastwood chose the wife?s grave and those plaintive titles about her untimely death and the mystery of her attraction to him. The question is answered only for us in the audience, and you have to pay close attention to even see it.

This was not the case in The William Munny Killings, the original script. It closes with an awkward scene where the killer comes home to confront his children. That speaks to the question of whether the man can live with who he is. That?s enough to make a great movie out of, but Eastwood made just enough delicate changes to discover the even deeper story which made the movie immortal.

Maybe that?s not a fair reason to knock it that crucial step from #10 to #11, but it was equally painful not to have a single Kurosawa picture in the top ten. And because I made my decision today, on this particular day Seven Samurai meant more to me.

Also surging for a spot were the likes of Some Like it Hot, Chinatown, The Godfather, All About Eve, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, North By Northwest, Singin? in the Rain and Lolita. There are dozens more I could name, still, that deserve inclusion. All will have other champions, I hope.

Others I abandoned reluctantly but with, I think, good cause. The Maltese Falcon is hands-down one of my all-time favorite movies, but having read the book I know that save for one short deleted scene it is essentially an act of near-flawless transcription, with whole scenes and lines of dialogue drawn straight from Dashiell Hammett?s book. A Lion in Winter and A Man for All Seasons are both witty and compulsively watchable historical soap operas, but were equally so as plays and have barely been altered in their cinematic versions.

And so on and so on, this piece could easily spin out further and further to treatise length. It?s what it would take to fully document how I arrived at that final 10. I should say I?ve probably well impressed on you by now that I didn?t make it an easy decision for myself.

This is a much earlier list:

About a Boy - Nick Hornby also wrote the book "High Fidelity" (which nearly made this list) and this is so far my favorite movie of 2002. Touching, honest, unexpected in so many ways, and one of Hugh Grant's sharpest performances (see this and Bridget Jones, he plays such a good bastard!)

Almost Famous - This movie gets me every time I see it. So funny and heartbreaking at the same time, so honest about the awkwardness of adolescence (as well as the prolonged adolescence of rock stars). When Penny Lane asks "what kind of beer?" I damn near tear up.

Amelie - Pure, uplifting magic, and it reminds you just what movies can do. You start to see how lazy so many other movies are.

Best in Show - I've seen this half-a-dozen times, and I still laugh out loud from start to finish every time.
Improvisational, character-nuanced humor at its absolute peak.

Boogie Nights - Exhilirating filmmaking (Scorsese cribbing, at least he steals from the best!), brilliantly-realized characters, and the world's worst drug deal, one of the best scenes in any movie of the 90's.

The Iron Giant - This animated movie has gone so far under the radar because it wasn't Disney, please see it and spread the word! Imagine an animated ET, except replace the little alien with a 100-ft-tall robot. If there's a part of you that's not cynical, this movie will get to you!

L.A.
Confidential - Classy, classy, classy. Hollywood in the Golden Age used to make this kind of movie look easy. An astonishingly complex plot made comprehensible without seeming dumbed-down, a crackling cast, and one of the best musical scores in years (TITANIC robbed it at the Oscars!)

Les Miserables (Claude LeLouch) - What impossible genius - parts of Victor Hugo's story, some re-enacted, others reflected in the life of a group of characters struggling to survive the Nazi occupation of France. It not only grows the novel in our minds by showing how universal it truly is, LeLouch manages to create a story that proves to be its equal. I'm just stunned whenever I think of how good this movie is.

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - I've waited half of my life for these movies. A lot to live up to, and they did. In every way.

Shakespeare in Love - I love Shakespeare, and I love Tom Stoppard, and they're both at their best here. This is the kind of movie that really lifts my spirits - I'm so enraptured by it that I want to cheer at every clever plot turn.

A Simple Plan - I'm a big Sam Raimi fan, but even I was amazed that he pulled this one off. Any Hitchcock fan will love this thriller about the evil a little ill-gotten money can create. Career work from Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton.

Toy Story 2 - I actually like this better than the original. I'm in awe of Pixar, and how they manage to make these perfect little animated gems time after time, and breathe so much humor and life into computer-generated characters! "Zurg, you killed my father!" "No, Buzz, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

 

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